The Energon Bath

More fun that a sitting in the tub while changing past, present, and future with your trusty rubber ducky at your side. This is the land of song, of literature... In fact, now that I think about it, literature is a bit of a stretch, considering they're Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books. Well, you gotta go with what you got. And this is what I got...


Songs

Here are a couple of songs parodied into something Transformer related. I haven't got the music, but I'm sure thre are people out there who can easily find some midi's if you want to sing along. :)

Ironic
Set to the tune of "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette

Don't Bring Us Down
Set to the tune of "Don't Bring Me Down" by ELO

Who Let the 'Bots Out?
Set to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by the Baha Men

Possession
Set to the tune of "Possession" by Sarah McLauchlan

Blue
Set to the tune of "True" by Spandau Ballet

I Can't (The "Brawn's Not Dead" Song)
Set to the tune of "I Try" by Macy Gray

We Didn't Start the Newsgroup
Set to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel

Beast Machines Rhapsody
Set to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

Springer No. 5
Set to the tune of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega


Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

Earthquake!

Driving through the mountainous countryside near Center City, Beachcomber feels the earth shaking. But what sounds like an earthquke is really something far worse--a new Decepticon headquarters deep in the cliffs! Optimus Prime orders Beachcomber, along with Windcharger and Powerglide, to uncover the truth about this new outpost. Everyone knows the Decepticons could launch a devastating attack if their fortress is as strong as it seems. It's up to YOU to stop them!

At least that's what the back of the book says. I had to code this thing; the least you can do is give it a try. And please remember: I didn't write it; I only coded it.



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