We Didn't Start the Newsgroup
Ultra Magnus, David Kaye, "Roll For It", Manta Ray
World's Worst Fanfic, Marvel Comics, Lar DiTillio
Joe the robot, Moderation, Unka Spenka, television
Corey Burton, Peter Cullen, Carly, Jess, and "O"
Megatron, Primus, Bumblebee, Unicron
Orson, Powerglide, Everyone knows that Brawn's not dead
Waspinator, Tengu, Inferno's got a new queen
Acevedo, Armordillo, "I can't deal with that now!"
CHORUS
We didn't start the newsgroup
But we've all been posting
Since Usenet's been hosting
We didn't start the newsgroup
But it's hard to top it
When you stay on topic
Simon Furman Thylacine, Autobot, Decepticon
Afterburner, Robert Powers, Optimus Prime
Depth Charge, Walkertron, Brian Kilby, Headstrong
Rock Lords, Doug Dlin, "More Than Meets the Eye"
Raksha, Spittor, Why'd the Chicken Cross the Road
"Code of Hero", Oracle, Alpha Trion, Galvatron
Trannies, Ian Weir, Thundercracker, Nightwind
Spoiler space, Kids in space, "Fire in the Mountain"
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ShadowWing, Steve-o's FAQ, Actionmasters, "Nemesis"
Wreck-Gar, Bob Forward, "Rise of the Morning Star"
Iacon, Fred's Workshop, Indiana, Chop Shop
God dealer, "Changing Gears", Starscream only has one ear
Motormaster, "Make Tracks," Blue-Jackal, Terrorsaur
Chromia, Beast Wars, "Dark Glass" is a no-go
3H, Wheelie's rhymes, Megatron goes back in time
Budiansky, Hasbro, Botcon is a great show
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Zobovor, Straight-Edge, ATT RPG
G2, Túrin, Hell Flame Wars invasion
Ramjet's in Carbombia, TFTM, Elita
Skywarp, Chip Chase, "Feral Scream", Underbase
Bob Skir, ViceGripX, 'Bolt and Blackie having sex?
Rumble's blue, Frenzy's red, why won't this thread just stay dead?
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Scott McNeil, Quintesson, Andrew Wildman, Protoform
Finback, Darkmount, Scattershot, Jackpot
Jfgh, Wombat King, Gary Chalk can really sing
Antagony, Scorponok, Fort Max in a sealed box
Trailbreaker, Vehicon, Wonko, Dusty, Predacon
Shrapnel's clones, Scourge's Sweeps, Pyre[Rock], Rhinox farts
Headquarters on ocean floors, Shockwave runs the space bridge doors
Echowarrior, Machine Wars, I keep posting more and more
CHORUS
We didn't start the newsgroup
But when we are gone
It will still go on, and on, and on, and on…
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