Blue

Set to the tune of "True" by Spandau Ballet

He’s blue, funny how it seems
How many times I must say “No, I’m Frenzy.”
He is blue and I am red.
Get it straight or up wake dead.
Yes, you’ll be dead.
What have I gotta do for you?
Make a nice color chart?
Why’s it so damn hard to keep the two of us straight?
It’s not really all that tough.

Huh huh huh huh huh
I know that Rumble’s blue.
Huh huh huh huh huh
And you’d best learn that too.

With a gun in my hand and gun on my back,
We retreat from the latest attack.
Listening to Starscream (bitch and moan),
We take off and fly home.
And when we get there,
Megatron pulls me aside,
A proud smile on his face.
He says, “Rumble, you fought well out there today.”
Oh, next time I will kick his ass.

Huh huh huh huh huh
I know that Rumble’s blue.
Huh huh huh huh huh
And you’d best learn that too.

What have I gotta do for you?
Make a nice color chart?
If even Rumble can keep all of this straight,
If can’t really be all that tough.

Huh huh huh huh huh
I know that Rumble’s blue.
Huh huh huh huh huh
And you’d best learn that too.
Rumble is blue.

I know, I know, I know that Rumble’s blue.

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