I Can't (The "Brawn's Not Dead" Song)

Set to the tune of "I Try" by Macy Gray

Ironhide, Ratchet, and Prowl
Well, they don’t look so good
Since they were shot.
The Mighty Brawn, some say, shared their fate
And say that he’s rusting in peace.
But he’s not.

Tis but a scratch on the Mighty Brawn, babe.
Oh he’s alive
And still kicking.
I can’t believe that Brawn really croaked.
He was only shot in the shoulder.
Though others will deny it, it’s clear
The cartoon’s proof that Brawn is not dead.
But Brawn did not croak.
He was only shot in the shoulder.
Though others will deny it, it’s clear
The cartoon’s proof that Brawn is not dead.

He may appear to be weak
But then he’s shot by Megs
In the eye
And yet he’s all right.
This is just one bit
That shows that the mighty Brawn
Just can’t die.

No one even blinked when Shockwave shot him.
Oh he’s alive
And still kicking.
I can’t believe that Brawn really croaked.
He was only shot in the shoulder.
Though others will deny it, it’s clear
The cartoon’s proof that Brawn is not dead.
But Brawn did not croak.
He was only shot in the shoulder.
Though others will deny it, it’s clear
The cartoon’s proof that Brawn is not dead.

Here’s my confusion
He’s killed by a flesh wound
When he can face down
Evil brain waves and such?
You can try all you might
But his death I will deny

He scoffs at death from immune systems (He can catch falling eggheads, too)
Oh he’s alive
And still kicking.
I can’t believe that Brawn really croaked.
He was only shot in the shoulder.
Though others will deny it, it’s clear
The cartoon’s proof that Brawn is not dead.
But Brawn did not croak.
He was only shot in the shoulder.
Though others will deny it, it’s clear
The cartoon’s proof that Brawn is not dead.

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