Beast Machines Rhapsody

Set to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

Is it a good show?
Or just a pile of slop?
This is the Beast Machines
Caught in a deadlock.
Beast Wars is done. It ended with our Waspy.
He's just a poor wasp, he needs another show,
With a sugar buzz, Neanderthal, catapult, gotta go.
I don't think this show blows, but I can make fun of it you'll see, you'll see.

Megatron just stole a spark,
Put a virus in the air, made some green smoke, that's no fair.
Rhinox is not so nice,
Tries to fool his boss by yelling "Tankor smash!"
Jetstorm, ooh, you've got a real big mouth
That's made of bits of Bluestreak and Soundwave
Killed by the drones. Guess size doesn't really matter.

Thrust is as cool as ice
No panic bogs him down; cycle's racing all through town.
Hello, Waspinator, he has your spark.
Maybe now you can get into BA's heart.
Megatron, ooh, they don't want to die,
But if they win you'll take away their sparks.

I see a little silhouetto of a 'bot.
Silverbolt, Silverbolt, are you living inside Thrust?
Rattrap's face and Nightscream, very very fright'ning me.
(Get the scissors) Get the scissors (Get the scissors) Get the scissors, get the scissors, Optimus.
Oracle!
I'm just a poor rat, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor rat keeping Megs company.
Eating some fruit from that big silly tree.
Running here, running there, will you learn to fight?
Green goop core! Go, you will fight Tankor's Key.
(Silverbolt!) Green goop core! You will grow many trees.
(Silverbolt!) Green goop core! We have organic needs.
(Silverbolt!) The gang is in good shape.
(Silverbolt!) When Primal's going ape.
(Silverbolt!) AHH! No, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO!
(Oh Vector Sigma, Plasma Chamber) Vector Sigma steals the show.
The Oracle has vision put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can trap me and use your Key.
So you think you can grab me and reformat me.
No Primal. Can't do this to me, Megatron.
We ain't gonna win. Megs has too much honor here.

G1 really matters, just gander at the Key.
References really matter, next time you should use Kremzeek.

I don't think this show blows.


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