Special Announcement!

Been a long time, hasn't it? Well, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but yours truly, the one and only Skullgrin, was busy filming my new movie. It's a quaint little piece called "Little Nicky." I play the the third hellbeast from the left in scenes 13 and 24. Director said I was natural. I don't care what the toy catalogs say, when I'm in front of that camera, I don't pretend at nothing. I was third hellbeast from the left.

I know what you're thinking. "Third hellbeast from the left" doesn't sound like such a prolific role. Well, it's bigger role than Hoist has ever had, despite all of his ubsurd claims to the contrary. I mean, was he even in that "Evil Robot Dumbasses from Outer Space" movie or whatever it was called? That's what I thought...

Anyway, I was an immense help in that movie besides being a fabulous actor. I aided with light adjustment; being 30 feet tall helps with this. I should have had a writing credit. That shovel line in all the trailers? That was mine. Speaking of hitting Adam Sandler, I was also the one who made his face look like that.

What do you mean that's what he's always looked like? Well, no matter. Click on over to the next link and see the the latest installment of "It's a Little Known Fact..."

--Skullgrin

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