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Prime's Watercloset!
Here is what's come down (or is that up?) the pipe. Updated 10/22/09
Like all good magazine racks, this one is split into two sections. Kick back and read all you like. Simply click the section you want. And remember to put it back for the next person to enjoy.
Many Transformer fans enjoy writing fanfiction. I just happen to be one of them.
This section consists mostly of essays in my "Prisoners of War" series, but I might have a couple of others lying around here somewhere to toss into the mix as well.
Come visit Hoist as he gives you the grand tour (well, tour anyway) of the Transformers cartoons. He will entertain you (as much as a mechanic can) with his "Haiku Reviews." He'll also stand out of the spotlight while his fellow thespian, Skullgrin, let's you in on little known facts about the Transformers Universe in his aptly-named section "It's a Little Known Fact..."
Because every watercloset needs some pretty pictures to just look at. It's got some pictures of Transformer toys in action. It's also got a picture of a little known Beast Machines toy. But don't let her fool you. She's too evil to be a Maximal.
Fun fun fun!* Come on in and wade through some songs, some Choose Your Own Adventure stories, and maybe more... you know, if I can think of anything...
* Not applicable if this isn't your idea of fun.
Nicknames have always been an important part of Transformers, but I first really started noticing them with Beast Wars. It certainly didn't begin there, not did it end there...
Kinda self-explanatory. I'm always looking for ways to improve my fanfics, essays, or even this page. Drop me a line. Personally I think it's worth to pop into this page just to see the...unique...picture. Just remember to wash your hands first. Hopefully, Rattrap remembers too.
This site is terminally under construction.