Special Announcement
Hoist here. It's come to my attention, via a letter of complaint from Elita-1, that Skullgrin's "It's a Little Known Fact..." article from last week was a slanderous lie.
Well, duh.
Anyway, I'm just here to announce a retraction of last week's article. Since I still thought it was funny as hell, I'm leaving it there. Maybe then that cold, humorless femme will attempt to develop a sense of humor. Expect a new article soon. Maybe one about how Elita sleeps around. Oh crap, where's the backspace on this keyboard. Slagging earth computers! Oh well, it's not like it's not true...
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