Ironic
Set to the tune of "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette
Megatron caught Optimus
He could have shot him then and killed him right there
He cut him up with Hook as his aid
And used his parts to make a giant reptile
'Cause it's ironic... don't you think?
It's like acid rain when some bombing's fine
Using Wheeljack's toys when they blow up each time
Send foes back in times, they end up making Prime
Megs should've learned... you'd figure
Oppy was shot down, he was dead to rights
A shot from Laserbeak and kiss his butt goodbye
But instead Megs made a clone to look like Prime
The 'Bots just tested them both, and said
"That's not the real Prime."
But it sure was ironic... don't you think?
It's like acid rain when some bombing's fine
Using Wheeljack's toys when they blow up each time
Send foes back in time, they end up making Prime
Megs should've learned... you'd figure
His plans have a funny way of turning out like this
You see the Autobots mess up and fall into Meggy's trap
But it's kind of funny how when Meggy takes it too far
And the Autobots escape, it's not ironic; it's
Starscream's fault
The weird-ass schemes were a thing of the past
A plain old attack, a nice strategic plan
There's no ten thousand Hounds just kill Ironhide
Just Meggy, Hot Rod, and a gun
And a really dead Optimus Prime
Now that is ironic... don't you think?
If Meggy hadn't died... he just might have learned something
It's like acid rain when some bombing's fine
Using Wheeljack's toys when they blow up each time
Send foes back in time, they end up making Prime
Megs should've learned... you'd figure
Megs has a certain flair for using irony
Which has a certain funny way of messing things up
Messing things up
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